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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.8 β€’ 1.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0

I feel like I'm a very open-minded yet grounded person.

0:04.8

And saying that, I mean, like, I'm firm in my beliefs,

0:07.6

but I still respect everybody else's beliefs and, you know, give them grace and whatever,

0:12.8

you know, to each is on, basically.

0:16.7

And saying that, I think I'm gonna be a robofomit.

0:21.6

Robophobic?

0:23.6

Yeah.

0:24.6

People, are people, is that a real thing?

0:27.6

I just feel like we're gonna be like the grandparents that's like, people like, you know, like we try to get our grandparents to see, you know, love is love.

0:36.6

Anybody could be anything they want

0:39.1

type of thing and then now I got to deal with my grandson saying he fell in love with an AI

0:44.1

chat and he about to get married yeah no not in my household you got to get out I don't give

0:52.0

a fuck what they say they They're not one of us.

0:55.5

Yeah.

0:55.8

They're not human.

0:57.3

Can they have a baby?

1:02.4

Nick of marrying a toaster, bro.

1:07.0

That's crazy.

1:08.8

I feel like that's going to be easier, though.

1:11.1

Yeah, that's what they said back in the day.

1:14.4

That shit would never catch on, man.

1:16.9

This AI stuff is getting kind of scary.

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