THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more. Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream. Crikey! I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Attention all Australians!
0:02.0	Tickets for Therapy Gecko live are finally available in cities all over your beautiful country.
0:09.0	I am going this summer to Perth, Brisbane, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide,
0:15.0	and a nice little stop in Uckland, New Zealand.
0:19.0	Tickets for these shows are selling fast
0:21.0	so you can get them now at therapy gecko tour.com and in honor of my
0:26.5	excitement for these Australia shows I have created an episode where I talk
0:30.9	exclusively to Australian callers except for one call at the
0:36.0	end where I don't and also I only talk to three people so I'm really just talking to
0:40.0	two Australians but god damn it it's the Australia episode nonetheless.
0:44.0	If you live in Australia, I would love to see it down under at these Gecko shows and you can go to
0:48.8	therapy gecko tour.com to get tickets to all the cities that I mentioned above.
0:55.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.0	Call from...
0:58.0	Daniel.
1:00.0	Uh, hello?
1:01.0	Hello, how are you? Um, Where are you?
1:04.0	Are you at the top of a mountain or something?
1:07.0	Let me close my window. I'm driving in Perth in Australia.
1:11.0	Oh, okay. Can you take me off? I, can you pull over please? I can't talk to you while you're driving.
1:17.5	I don't want to be an accomplice to whatever car accident you will inevitably get into.
1:23.0	All right.
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