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paying attention to me, so I'm just gonna fight with all of my friends. Oh my God you guys what the hell is happening with van der pump rules y'all know I don't really talk about it all that much I really dip in and out so if you're hearing a recap for me obviously I'm feeling some type of way and I'm truly annoyed.

Shall we get into it?

Let's get into it. So this episode starts with Jack's narrative that Tom has

been a bad friend, something that he's been doing this whole season on the show and in interviews on

watch what happens live all over the place anytime he could take an opportunity

to be rude to King Sandoval and Queen Maddox.

He has taken the opportunity. This was too much. I've had enough.

Jackson Tom go to the sneaker cleaning shop and

it starts off immediately.

Jack's is like, oh, you know,, I really wouldn't do the sort of thing,

like, we don't really hang out one and one, me and Sandoval,

but like, if he wants to pay for the gas of me going to the sneaker shop,

like, I'll do it.

He, what, does anything make his dick harder than being rude to Sandoval in Ariana?

Like get out of here. He's so weird.

Ugh. Okay, so he starts immediately like trying to like start shit between Tom and

Ariana, like trying to put a wedge in them, trying to like

sew these seeds of doubt in Tom about their relationship. He was like, you know, pointing out

that Ariana allegedly gives Tommy's backhanded compliments and he even goes, have he ever just called her a bitch?

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