Happy holidays, everyone.

I know saying happy holidays is a trigger for some Christians out there,

but I think what should be more triggering is the fact that God raped Mary to bring forth

himself so that he could super late aboard himself so that he could change his holier-than-thou opinions.

It was really the only option for this omniscient, omnipotent, omnipotent, omnipotent,

God is the only option that he had.

Jesus' conception is rape in three different ways.

There was a severe power imbalance,

children cannot give consent,

and her consent was never given. So while you're celebrating this

Christmas season, while you're sitting down and having your meals and all that, just remember that

the reason for this season is actually rape and teen pregnancy. Just like Christ would have wanted.

So Merry X-Mess, everybody.

If you disagree with this take, then please call in because the show starts now.

Welcome to the show, everybody.

It is December 14, 2025.

I'm your host, Justin. You might know me a deconstruction zone. And my co-host today is Godless Engineer. Great to see a friend. And I'm glad to be on a screen with you again. Yeah, good to be here with you too. It's always a great time hosting with you. And I'm trying to be as festive as I can. Now, of course, I've got the fallout beanie on, but I've got Gremlins and a magwai on my jacket.

So, you know, I'm trying to be as festive as possible.

That is a nice fit.

And, you know, it's funny is people will accuse me sometimes of like appropriating Christmas holiday because I'm an atheist.

I'm like, I don't know if you know this, but most of the supposed Christian holiday was appropriated by Christians from pagan

holidays before. Before. So like, I'm just taking it back. That's it. That's all I'm doing.

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