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🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 116 minutes
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0:00.0 | The biggest click in the religion game is the Abrahamic faith. |
0:05.0 | Basically, the same cosmic landlord made a private deal with one guy, Abraham. |
0:10.3 | And what was that deal? |
0:12.3 | Circumcision. |
0:13.4 | Because apparently the all-powerful creator of the universe has a weird fascination with foreskin. |
0:19.0 | Nothing says divine like mandatory gentle origami. |
0:24.7 | And what's the payoff? Three major religions that can't agree on who's got the right imaginary |
0:30.1 | peaceful wizard, but can't agree that non-believers should be violently exterminated. And just for fun, |
0:36.2 | their end times prophecies are all mutually exclusive, |
0:39.7 | which means they're basically a ticking time bomb of Holy Wars. Fantastic. But wait, |
0:46.1 | there's more. These folks believe a loving God once drowned everyone, including babies, |
0:53.7 | because they were evil babies. And if that |
0:57.1 | wasn't enough, somehow women are to blame for everything bad that's ever happened because they |
1:03.1 | liked fruit salad. It's almost impressive how much nonsense they've crammed into one book. And if you |
1:09.1 | start questioning any of it, |
1:13.5 | they would need to begin cherry-picking their faith. |
1:16.3 | These people aren't exactly known for nuanced thinking. |
1:20.6 | Some even go prehistoric and claim the earth is flat and the sun and stars are just little twinkly decorations. |
1:24.4 | If you don't think this is absurd, |
1:27.2 | call us, because the show's about to start right now. |
1:34.3 | What's up, Heathens? Today is February 9th, 2025. I am the goddess engineer. And joining me today is Jay Mike. Hey, |
1:45.5 | hey there, Jay Mike. How are you doing? I'm doing pretty good. I've had some awesome conversations |
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