Deuteronomy 23 verses 1 and 2.

A man with crushed or severed genitals may not enter the assembly of the Lord.

A person of illegitimate birth may not enter the assembly of the Lord to the tenth generation.

No one related to him may do so.

Wow, so I got some questions.

First off, why does God always seem to care so much about our genital?

That's just strange to me. It doesn't make any sense.

And why does he hate babies of unwed parents so much?

He hates them so much.

He will condemn their offspring for 10 generations.

Look, if anybody out there can explain to me how it is just to be condemned for the actions of someone else,

we'll call us because the show is starting right now.

That's right folks.

Today is July 9, 2023.

And I am your host, secular rarity.

And joining me today is the always wonderful Mr.

sciency pants himself.

Forest, Balcai, it's me.

Hey, how are you, man?

I'm doing really well, dude. How are you?

I'm good. I always have a fun time here.

And I feel like, you know, when we start a show off talking about

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