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The Chip Chipperson Podacast

THE ASYLUM

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Leisure, Comedy

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We welcome Kristen Carney and also Bryan Johnson and Anthony Cumia. Kristen discusses dating texting edicate and Lyle passes with flying colors. Kristen also talks about being sad as a muuug and Chipper cheers her up with jokes and shiznit. Bryan confesses to punchin walls and yellin a bunch. It's a real case of THE INMATES RUNNIN THE ASSAYLUM. For the first time ever, Anthony and Chip are the healthiest muugs on the Podacast.

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0:00.0

I'm gonna come over in a second, but I don't know. Now, Chris, this is your first time on the podcast a bit of an audition. The way we get it started is people start applauding for me to come on.

0:25.4

And that's how I come on. People applaud, they start going, come on, ship off. And then I come on.

0:31.5

For some reason, I don't believe that.

0:33.5

If you guys start clapping, I'll pop right in and all of a sudden it'll be like, all right, all right.

0:39.0

Like a distortion.

0:41.0

All right, got it.

0:43.0

Get it going. Yeah. All right. Oh, yeah.

0:46.8

Welcome. Yes.

0:49.8

We have to keep it going. I guess until he comes up, I guess he gets faster. Oh, yeah. There you go. Oh, yeah, maybe sink. Yeah.

0:58.8

Going into the rain.

1:01.8

Yes.

1:04.8

Oh, yeah. Oh, and now we've gone.

1:09.8

Oh, yeah.

1:13.8

All right. Welcome. This is nice. Hi. Thanks for being a part of this. I hope everybody's not frightened, but this is Halloween month.

1:23.8

Oh, right. Yes. Oh, the whole month is going to be a little spooky there, Rachippa. Yup. Yup. This is my pet. And I got a little bit of a spiderweb and whatnot all over the place.

1:34.8

And very hellish fire behind you. Yup. You damn right. And this is not my hat. Do you recognize this Indiana Jones? No.

1:43.8

Jeffrey Krueger.

1:47.8

Yep. I believe it's Freddie Krueger. No, maybe. Oh, shit. You got jaws behind you. You ever seen it?

1:56.8

I have not, but I love the poster. Yeah. It's called a shock was coming up and to eat the lady. I seen a shock one time. It was a long time ago. I was I was in the ocean and I had an encounter.

2:09.8

Soon it was in the ocean. Yeah. I guess about a second. I want to welcome Kristen. Malayde. Hey, thanks for having me. Thanks for being here. Now you did Gino and Aaron's a whole diamond off a piece.

2:23.8

Oh, come on, daddy. Problem.

2:30.8

Oh, oh, is it noticeable? What the hand in front of your camera? Hold on a second. All for Pete's sake. Turn it off and turn it on, daddy. All right. There we are. That's better. All right. Cool.

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