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Ellis, our podcast is over 500 episodes old.

But what have we learnt?

Ellis James and John Robbins.

I've learnt that when you're doing live radio, if somebody texts in in block capitals, it's very really a good sign.

We've had a confused text and it says, I want to listen to this rubbish.

I learned that if you lose to lose Sanders

in a board game

and don't mention her on the show,

you are going to get an unexpected call.

Oh, dear, oh dear.

Ellis James and John Robbins,

500 not out.

Lovely stuff.

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You're listening to the TMS podcast from BBC Radio 5 Live.

Hello, welcome to the TMS pod, where for the next hour, we'll talk England losing the ashes in record time after they went 3-0 down to Australia in Adelaide.

And joining us to do that,

former England spinner Phil Toffnell,

ex-Ozzie bowler Jason Gillespie and England batter David Miller.

Toughers, I joined Five Live nearly 16 years ago.

So how many of these do you think,

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