The Artful Todger

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The secret’s out… Lovett Or Leave It is back with another episode! Lovett finds out what dirty dealings Kevin McCarthy got up to when he unearths House Rules’ shadow document. We see if Star Trek: Picard’s Michelle Hurd knows her princes. The L.A. Times’ Julia Wick unpacks our fair city's city council mayhem. Holmes joins us to present the first-ever Ussy Awards, musical improvisers Zach Reino and Jess McKenna sing us into the weekend, and the Rant Wheel spins on and on.

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0:00.0	Love or leave it as brought to you by smile actives.
0:02.0	Are you self conscious about your smile due to stains or your teeth aging?
0:04.5	You pop your foods and drinks are known to stay in teeth.
0:06.5	Beverage is like coffee and wine.
0:07.7	Staying them over time.
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0:20.2	You buy.
0:20.7	You buy them.
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0:24.2	for like a hundred years because it's like,
0:25.7	because you use one of them and you are in so much pain.
0:28.1	You can't use this second one.
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