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Garrison Keillor's Podcast

The art of writing, lesson one

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Prairie Home Productions

Society & Culture, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Silence is a basic necessity. I’m an early riser and as I make coffee and take my meds, my dreams evaporate and my waking mind is open to inspiration and sometimes finds it — I suddenly know what’s next in my novel, I think of a letter I need to write to someone, and I don’t want an Oscar Mayer wiener to butt in. The thought of wanting to be one, of wanting to be eaten, a jingle about cannibalism. I’ve been off Oscar Mayer for decades, I eat a Nathan’s now and then but what I crave is the Kramarczuk’s bratwurst from the Kramarczuk’s Sausage Company on East Hennepin Avenue in Minneapolis.

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0:00.0

I don't listen to the radio or watch TV except for baseball and even then I turn the sound off because

0:20.2

the aging mind is so susceptible to irritability and who needs to go around in a state of

0:29.2

irk.

0:31.1

My favorite medium is the telephone and the comedy routine of talking with old friends.

0:40.0

As the body falls apart, people get funnier and funnier.

0:47.0

I also like the scraps of phone talk overheard on walks, the woman walking at the Walgreens who said

0:58.1

Jesus where are you and the woman who said I know know what you said, I'm not deaf. I cherish these things.

1:08.0

Jesus, where are you? Has become a part of my life, a prayer. But on New Year's Eve, I walked by a party

1:20.0

and I heard the Village People's YMCA, and days later I wrote in an Uber and heard Barry Manilos I write the songs and now they're up in my head and I can disperse them with a Chopin A-Tude or a Bach

1:39.6

chorale but they come back And for some reason so does I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

1:48.6

And this is very irritating when a man is trying to write a novel.

1:55.0

My friend Sally tells me that since her husband died,

2:00.0

she needs to keep a radio on all day and into the night to keep loneliness at bay.

2:06.0

Okay, it's fine.

2:09.0

I've gone into restaurants where recorded music was playing and I turned around and walked out.

2:17.4

I went to dinner at friends once and they played Judy Collins through the whole meal and at a boutrobed and it about drove me nuts.

2:25.0

Silence is a basic necessity.

2:28.0

I'm an early riser and as I make coffee and take my meds, my dreams evaporate and

2:41.6

my waking mind is open to inspiration and sometimes finds it. I suddenly know what is next

2:50.9

next in the novel I'm working on. I think of a letter I need to write to

2:58.0

someone and I don't want an Oscar Meyer Wiener to butt in, the thought of wanting to be one, of wanting to be

3:08.4

eaten a jingle about cannibalism. My God, I've been off Oscar Meyer for decades. I eat in Nathans now and then, but what I crave

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