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You have that Saudi plane now.

Why don't you take that Saudi plane and go to Saudi Arabia, where they seem to really like you.

Build some golf courses, do a couple more towers, shitty hotels and bad restaurants

and steaks and Trump phones. Oh, Trump phones are coming out. Do you know about this?

Like actual phones or like, no, like the like a carrier? No. So, uh, Don Trump and Don Trump

Jr. and Eric Jr., three of the brightest minds in business,

I mean, I swear to God, if there's people, if there's some people on Earth that are at worse at business than I am,

it's those three human beings.

And that is saying a lot, because I'm pretty bad at business.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Two 30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, I'm Cass and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast, University. You know, just checking on my pool to make sure everything was satisfactory back there. Yes. How is that looking these days? Well, it looks beautiful because the professionals are now on the job. Right. I don't, I'm no longer trying to manage this, uh, fucking mud hole by myself. I've got other people doing the job for me. They're competent. I don't

know where they get their knowledge from. They're well trained from the magic land of the pool school.

They went to pool school. I did not. They're doing a great job. Chemicals seam in order. I threw the kids in there the other day. Besides them turning blue and shivering

instantaneously, they didn't seem to get it.

You know, skin didn't melt off or anything. So I guess I didn't fuck it up too bad. No. Yeah, it only took a couple visits. And that guy had that pool whipped into shape. I'll tell you what. No algae, no bloom. No weird color. No extra blue. No dark green. somewhere right in the middle.

I like to call it American Flag Blue.

That's what it is right now.

American Flag blue.

That's what it is right now.

American flag blue.

And when I think about my pool, and I think about how bad I have messed it up over the years, time and time again, I think to myself, well, at least I'm not fucking it up as bad as Donald Trump is fucking up the reflecting pool, the reflection pool of pond, whatever it is.

Over there in our capital, our lovely capital.

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