We recycle our Macafey Cups and turn them into birthday cards.

That's a lot of celebrations and millions of happy birthdays.

That's just one way at McDonald's.

We change a little, change a lot.

Excludes CupNid. Recycling units available in UK restaurants.

Search National Cup Recycling units available in UK restaurants. Search National Cup recycling scheme. So much clapping.

It's like we're in my bedroom.

It's Friday, so you know what that means.

Let's welcome tonight's guests.

He's got a VIP booth at the Cracker Barrel.

Fox News contributor, Tom Shaloo.

It's April, and he still doesn't have a date for the prom.

Host of the Guy Benson's show, Guy Benson.

They put him on Fox News every morning, so that way your day can only get better.

Co-host and Fox and Fred's Friends, Tom Powell.

And she can knock you out without throwing a punch.

UFC reporter at sports personality, Charlie Arnold.

All right.

Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Breads, leftovers.

It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll force Joe Macie to give Rosie O'Donnell a bikini

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