Today, we're going to talk about things that we all hope never happens again to us personally.

Yeah.

And we've all been through different things where unique experiences and you think to yourself,

this only happens to me.

And not all the time, a good thing.

So I've always said this one theory to be correct in my mind.

All right.

You can slip on a fart, but most of the time it is during your waking hours.

I agree with that.

You are conscious, you push, you do the thing, it's a slip, it is accidental.

But for some reason, my brain used to tell me that if I was asleep, somehow this brain of mine was a genius.

And it would never allow that to happen while I was sleeping.

Because that's what the human brain.

Think about it.

How many people you wake up in the middle of the night, I got to pee.

You might debate it for a few minutes, but chances are eventually you drag yourself out of bed and you pee.

Because your brain has told you like, look, man, I gave you a dream that you're about to pee yourself.

You woke up, you know you had to pee.

Get out of bed and pee.

When it comes to pooping, I feel like I can wake up at 4 in the morning. I know I got to poop, but I don't sweat poop to myself.

Like, I'm going back to bed. If it's not diarrhea or something, I don't worry about. And when you wake up,

still they're waiting for it. I have never worried about pooping myself. So I did,

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