The art of sitting down

What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol brags about a kitchen accessory, Nick denies having one and they help with a nightmare neighbour and with toaster crumbs

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0:00.0	And then they took their mask off and you will never get who it was. Who? Thing midget from, which I'm calling it? It's been the same old cabals for 64 years. All love triangles and vengeful rampages. The usual, then. Yeah, well. I don't know, Vicky, does it? The wrong way up and boom. He became the World Series of darts champ aged 17 guess what a prize was
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0:42.2	Oh, hello. There you are.
0:45.4	Hello, Nickers. Yes, I'm there. Where are you?
0:47.9	I'm here. Where's here?
0:51.4	There on the stair. Right there.
0:53.7	All right, Nickers, how's it going?
0:55.3	Yeah, never mind about that.
0:56.0	What?
0:58.3	You don't care.
1:01.1	I do, I'm not you.
1:05.0	Okay, it's going averagely.
1:07.6	Would you like me to tell you about it at great length?
1:12.8	Well, no, because that would be hugely boring for the listener.
1:16.7	My pain is boring to you.
1:18.7	Oh, what's the matter, Nickers?
1:21.8	Go on, go on, I've indulged you for a couple of minutes. It's cold.
1:22.5	And summer is over.
1:23.8	I can't stand it.
1:25.0	And don't tell me about how nice it is where you are,
1:27.1	because I know how nice it is where you are, because I know how
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