The Art of Porch Sitting
Sean of the South
Sean Dietrich
5.0 • 546 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:58.5 | Music I come from a long line of porch sitters. |
| 1:01.5 | This is why I'm always on my porch. |
| 1:07.5 | In my neighborhood, I am affectionately known as that weirdo freak who always sits on his porch. |
| 1:08.8 | This is usually set in a positive way, of course. But I can't help it. |
| 1:13.8 | Since infanthood, the only place I've ever wanted to be was a porch. There I'd be, |
| 1:19.4 | wearing my onesie, crawling on the porch, drooling on myself, and testing the maximum capacity |
| 1:24.6 | limits of my diaper. Whenever my mother's friends visited, they would pick me up, they would take me inside, |
| 1:31.7 | and I would start crying. |
| 1:33.7 | Then they would return me to the floorboards and say, |
| 1:36.2 | there's something wrong with Sue's baby. |
| 1:39.6 | People would continue saying this for many years thereafter. |
| 1:43.3 | My current porch is a modest place, but a beautiful place and peaceful. |
| 1:49.0 | You can hear far off trains passing through Birmingham or listen to neighborhood dogs |
| 1:53.3 | communicating via the International Bark Telegraph. |
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