The Art of Online Stalking (w/ Sona Movsesian)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Conan's assistant, Sona Movsesian (author: The World’s Worst Assistant) is here! Sona shares how she met her husband at Comic-Con, the art of online stalking a date, giving your number to your waiter, and dating guys who just wanted to get close with Conan. Plus, Nicole pitches her new business idea: Rent-A-Baby.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.4 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:26.4 | A podcast or me and a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.2 | Even though you could fill my pillows with cum. |
| 0:33.2 | And I would say this pillow is kind of flat. |
| 0:37.6 | My guest. |
| 0:41.0 | My guest today. |
| 0:43.8 | You're now from Conan O'Brien's three iterations of his show. |
| 0:48.8 | Two. |
| 0:49.8 | Two. |
| 0:50.8 | He's had three, but I've been a part of two of them. |
| 0:53.6 | Oh, fuck me. |
| 0:54.8 | I'm fucking up your intro. |
| 0:56.7 | And guess what? |
| 0:57.7 | It was written for me. |
| 0:59.5 | And I was going to just raw dog it, but I'm going to read it. |
| 1:03.6 | Okay. |
| 1:04.6 | My guest today. |
| 1:06.6 | Because I'm also going to fuck up your name, and I'm really scared about it. |
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