The Art of Online Stalking (w/ Sona Movsesian)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Conan's assistant, Sona Movsesian (author: The World’s Worst Assistant) is here! Sona shares how she met her husband at Comic-Con, the art of online stalking a date, giving your number to your waiter, and dating guys who just wanted to get close with Conan. Plus, Nicole pitches her new business idea: Rent-A-Baby.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.6	Why won't you date me?
0:13.4	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.4	A podcast or me and a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.2	Even though you could fill my pillows with cum.
0:33.2	And I would say this pillow is kind of flat.
0:37.6	My guest.
0:41.0	My guest today.
0:43.8	You're now from Conan O'Brien's three iterations of his show.
0:48.8	Two.
0:49.8	Two.
0:50.8	He's had three, but I've been a part of two of them.
0:53.6	Oh, fuck me.
0:54.8	I'm fucking up your intro.
0:56.7	And guess what?
0:57.7	It was written for me.
0:59.5	And I was going to just raw dog it, but I'm going to read it.
1:03.6	Okay.
1:04.6	My guest today.
1:06.6	Because I'm also going to fuck up your name, and I'm really scared about it.
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