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It's Wednesday on the west, Thursday on the east.

Many are you stuck somewhere in between.

Welcome to Beyond our L.D. Radio with me, Jason Hawes, and the always awesome J.V. Johnson or Frozen to death, Jay v. Johnson.

Yeah, I think what you meant to say is it's whatever you said, Wednesday in the West, and it's Thursday on Pluto, because that's where I think I am right now on Pluto that has like no atmosphere, so no heat, because it is absolutely unbelievably,

unbearably frigid here.

Well, and you're what, minus eight?

Well, I was minus 10.

The last I looked, it's supposed to get down to like minus 15, and then, you know,

the wind chill adds to that.

And it's just all the way around.

It's absolutely miserable.

And for those of you out there who are dealing with this polar vortex, my gosh.

Well, we're dealing with it too, but I think we're like four degrees right now, which is like summertime compared to you, Jim.

Or summertime compared to some of these places out there.

You're looking at International Falls, Jim.

They set a record back in 1996 from minus 35.

They're expecting minus 40 tonight.

Fargo, which I've been to a couple different times, their record was 1887 minus 34.

They're looking at minus 29.

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