The Arrival of the Tiny Towels

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. It's about to be a very big, exciting moment happening here. And if you're not watching on YouTube, now it would be a great time to potentially check out what's going on there, K Rock's YouTube for some live interactive fun. Of course, you can keep listening to us on the radio.
0:40.6	We'll take that as well. But something that started on this show as a conversation about a month ago is now about to pay off the money shot, we can call it.
0:49.3	Because when we were looking for nominees for our most recent round of unsung heroes or whatever we're
0:56.4	calling the dumb bit these days. Lifetime Achievement Awards, same stupid bit. We all brought things in
1:02.5	our lives that we think are underappreciated, but really make our lives better. And Vanessa
1:07.8	mentioned at one point this was her nominee.
1:13.3	Vanessa, you have a nominee for a Lifetime Achievement Award?
1:17.7	Yes, I would like to nominate that little face towels because you know that there's a bunch of those.
1:20.1	When you forget that you're washing your towel and you're taking a shower
1:23.7	and you're like, oh no, my towel, boom, you grab one of those little towels and you
1:28.4	pat dry yourself.
1:29.9	A boom, you have been saved by the face towel.
1:33.0	How small are you?
1:35.0	Hello, you can just pat that towel lover.
1:37.5	You're dry.
1:38.4	Are you a mouse?
1:39.6	Are you a mouse?
1:39.7	Are you a mouse?
1:40.8	Vanessa, a couple questions here.
1:42.6	Do you only own one towel?
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