The Apple Argument - #354

Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth

Society & Culture, Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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RT Discusses Apples

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0:00.0	This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.0	Oh, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:35.0	Hello everyone! Hello, welcome to the podcast. This week brought to you by Braintree Sherriesberries, Squarespace, and My Horse Voice.
0:43.0	I'm going to talk for an hour and a half and you're going to enjoy listening to my shitty voice.
0:47.0	Okay, what I'm enjoying. What? I just rated your office. There's so much snacks.
0:51.0	Because this is December, so this is the time of year when all the businesses and other businesses like gift baskets and stuff.
0:57.0	But you're the one who deals with so many vendors because of RTX. I don't deal with really anybody.
1:01.0	Yeah. So you get all the treats now, so I just rated your office.
1:05.0	It's funny that there was a huge box waiting for me when I got to my desk this morning.
1:09.0	And I opened it up and there was that giant gift basket in there. Huge gift basket, tons of gifts. I'm very important.
1:15.0	And Bar and Beth and you're like, oh, who sent that to you? And I was hesitant to tell Bar and Beth and you quit your vendor.
1:21.0	It was because I don't want them honing in on my gift basket. Yeah! I was like, good call!
1:25.0	I was like, good call! I was like, good call! I was like, good call!
1:29.0	I was like, good call! I was like, good call! I was like, good call!
1:33.0	I was like, good call! I was like, good call! I was like, good call!
1:37.0	I was like, good call! I was like, good call! I was like, good call! I was like, good call!
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