The Ape Canyon Bigfoot Attack

Crackpot

Conspiracy, Comedy, Humor, Paranormal, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The boys revisit one of their favorite topics: BIGFOOT. This week Tim shares the infamous Ape Canyon bigfoot attack in which miners in the pacific northwest were attacked by - you guessed it - a group of bigfoot! While it may seem like an easy one to dismiss or chalk up to legend, keep in mind there’s an actual canyon named after the incident. So clearly there’s something to it. Tune in this week to find out!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to crackpot, the podcast reaching every week.
0:18.4	We dive into a different conspiracy theory, and we discuss the merits or the
0:23.2	demerits of each. We're your host. I'm Tim. I'm Zach, and I'm very confused. What was that?
0:29.3	I'm just trying to get the energy up in the room, man. Yeah, dude. We're talking about something that I've been
0:34.6	dying to talk about for a long time. Okay.
0:38.0	Because, as those longtime listeners know, you put the kibosh on this for a very long time.
0:45.9	And it hurt me.
0:46.9	It hurt me.
0:47.9	But we broke through it and we did a big one.
0:50.7	We did a big, big foot episode.
0:53.5	Yes.
0:55.9	And you should go back and listen to it because it's fun. That was a great episode. It ended up being really good. Can I just say my
1:01.4	aversion to all things bigfoot is just based on the stupid TV show finding Bigfoot or Bigfoot
1:07.2	Hunters? Yeah, whatever the stupid show is called. I don't know. I haven't seen it, so I'm going to take it.
1:12.9	Here, let me just summarize every episode right now.
1:15.5	Ready?
1:15.8	Listen, go.
1:16.5	Okay.
1:19.3	It's a squash, dude.
1:20.5	It's got to be a squatch.
1:21.6	What else could explain that noise in the middle of the night in a forest?
1:25.2	I don't know.
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