The ants go marching one by one, relief! Relief!
The Shotgun Start
Fried Egg Golf
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This Friday episode begins with a discussion on Brooksy and his opening 62 as a sign that major season is nigh. Is he back? Did he ever leave? Is he really actually an “afterthought?” Brendan and Andy discuss his current place in the game as well as some amusing quotes in a Golfweek interview on his alleged friendship with DJ and the lack of importance PGA Tour events possess for his career goals. Then they get to the Kraken vs. the Ants and ponder whether Bryson runs the risk of becoming “The boy who cried relief.” They discuss his preposterous posturing and revelatory, in all the unintended ways, quotes after the round about it. The Cuda and Euro Tour events are given some attention and a theory is posited for why Jazzy J is DFL in Memphis. Also, why was Rickie in the MA Jimenez congratulatory video and how did the caddie “Pepsi” from that infamous MAJ confrontation get his nickname. News hits on Webb Simpson’s contention that architects are to blame for the distance issue, DL3 getting run from CBS, and JDay splitting with another member of his team. Andy also makes sure to get off a theory that the NBA is also much better without fans.
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| 0:00.0 | Now the shotgun start in golf is full of mathematics. |
| 0:03.0 | There's a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work. |
| 0:08.0 | So I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here. |
| 0:13.4 | And here we go. |
| 0:16.6 | All right, all right, all right. |
| 0:19.6 | Gentlemen! |
| 0:59.2 | Start! Gentlemen, start your Indian! And the Greetings and welcome to a Friday edition of the Shotgun Start. It is July 31st Andy how we doing Brendan it's it's Friday is your is your concussion better you out of a concussion protocol I'm not out of the protocol, but it's |
| 1:04.6 | feeling better. |
| 1:05.3 | Feeling better. |
| 1:06.3 | That Wednesday episode is a little dice. |
| 1:09.4 | First time we've ever had to stop for a non-recording non-technical issue, health-related reason. |
| 1:15.8 | I don't think that's ever happened in however many hundreds of episodes. |
| 1:18.8 | There was a little woozy out there. |
| 1:21.0 | I couldn't call the plays in the huddle anymore. They had to stop and reload. So you were worse for the |
| 1:26.3 | woozy. How are you doing? Chicago is still extremely hot or no, been beautiful you have a good Friday |
| 1:35.4 | junior everything great well got a new computer no more shutdown problems I've |
| 1:40.9 | been you know setting that up it's hard to get everything back to the way you like it when you get a new computer. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah, that does take a while. You know you had all your tabs and your spots and all that stuff. |
| 1:53.6 | All the passwords saved, that's been a killer. |
| 1:57.2 | Didn't it shut down on you after we recorded before you had saved or something the other day? |
| 2:02.7 | Yeah, yeah, it was a ticking time bomb. |
| 2:05.1 | All right. |
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