The Antiquarium Presents : [REDACTED] - S1E1: False Start (Part 1)
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, welcome. Do mind the threshold. |
| 0:08.0 | The floorboards have become temperamental. |
| 0:12.0 | Normally I would greet you with today's lot, but I'm afraid the antiquarium is in a state of temporary disarray. A small disagreement between the artifacts |
| 0:23.6 | and cabinet seven. They're sorting it out amongst themselves. But until they reach a consensus, |
| 0:30.1 | I mustn't open the case again. Rest assured, the shop remains open. and our proper work will resume very soon. |
| 0:40.6 | But while the shelves settle, I do have something else for you. |
| 0:45.3 | Some colleagues of mine, members of a certain covert organization known only in whispers as |
| 0:51.5 | the redacted unit, have set over one of their field records. |
| 1:00.3 | They operate adjacent to us, you might say, cleaning up the sort of creatures and phenomena |
| 1:06.6 | that slip through the cracks, we'd rather remain sealed. |
| 1:11.4 | Their newest operative, Jacob Cain, has found himself drawn into their world under less than |
| 1:18.6 | ideal circumstances. |
| 1:21.2 | A twin lost, an identity borrowed, and a baptism by fire into a catalog of beings they call aberrations. |
| 1:31.6 | This document titled False Start Part 1 details the beginning of his misadventure. |
| 1:41.8 | Consider it a courtesy exhibit while we wait for the shop to calm itself. Do keep your |
| 1:47.3 | voice low as you listen. The shelves are listening back. Now then, shall we? |
| 2:05.5 | Follow redacted, wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 2:17.3 | Hey, hey, mom. |
| 2:20.5 | Yeah, yeah, I know it's late. |
| 2:26.6 | I'm sorry, I just wanted to call you before the police do. |
| 2:29.5 | There's been an accident. |
| 2:35.3 | No, no, I'm fine, A couple of scratches, but... Mom. |
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