The Annual Ghost Sex Convention

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2015

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ye, ye, and even little ye back to Spontaneanation! This week he is joined by special guest Michael Sheen ofMasters of Sex! They chat about what animal Michaelwould save from extinction, tricking his sister into thinking he could speak Welsh, and the practiceof dodo kicking. Paul is then joined by improvisers James Bladon, Sarah Burns and Mark McConville to improvise a story set duringthe Annual Ghost Sex Convention in Las Vegas. As always, the magnificent Eban Schletter scores it all on piano. Have you met any five-year-old boys named Scatman? You're about to!

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0:00.0	I welcome ye.
0:06.2	All of ye.
0:08.2	Yee and yee and even little yee.
0:13.1	Welcome to Spontaneation with Paul F. Tompkins.
0:17.8	That last person I mentioned, well, he's me. Hello, friends. It's so nice to have you
0:29.0	listen to me again. How do I know you're listening to me? I just know. I can feel it.
0:36.2	I'm very sensitive.
0:38.9	Do you know why?
0:40.6	I got a bunch of chemicals thrown in my eyes.
0:43.6	You wouldn't know it, but I'm totally sightless.
0:47.2	But all the rest of my senses, super enhanced.
0:52.4	So I can not only hear you listening to me, which is fairly a quiet experience.
0:58.8	Fairly a quiet experience.
1:00.5	That's right.
1:01.6	I have also developed a new kind of grammar that regular people don't understand.
1:09.7	Guys, I wish, my fondest wish for you is to get some chemicals thrown in your eyes,
1:15.4	to lose your sight, and to develop heightened senses and new grammar.
1:21.2	Let's see, what else did I get?
1:22.4	A sweater!
1:24.3	It was presented to me by the creator of the chemicals.
1:29.0	He said, hey, I feel awful sorry about taking away your sight.
1:34.2	I didn't tell him about the enhanced senses.
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