Hello everybody. It is time for part three of our gay crappins crossover, recapping

My Secret Santa. And here is part three of this cinematic masterpiece recap, starting now.

So anyway, so this guy went on a bender in Italy.

He got cooked up out of his mind.

I guess he's sort of supposed to be some sort of like Kendall Roy character.

Yeah, it's...

That like went and got nuts, except he comes back like a nice Kendall Roy.

And he says...

And the father says, in all honesty, this sentence, Matthew, before your mother died, I promised her I would raise you the best I possibly could.

Cool.

As opposed to, I don't know.

If she had lived.

Yeah, when your mom was alive, I didn't give a shit how I raised you.

But, man, when she was done.

And he delivered it so woodenly.

And just, it's a shame they gave this guy lines like this because they were laughable.

Yeah.

And he said, well, I thought it would just be an endless supply of money.

But this time, statues in Italy, Matthew, damn it, you're going to work your debt off in this hotel. I know. He's like, sorry, dad. It won't happen again. And Matthew also just like, is like, well, I guess this is what I have to do. Like, he's not like, oh, I'm an adult. I don't have to work here if I don't have to. I'm going to do my own shit. Fuck you, dad. It's just like, well, I guess this is what I have to do. He's not like, oh, I'm going to find about it. I don't have to work here if I don't have to.

I'm going to do my own shit. Fuck you, dad. He's just like, okay, I guess I'll take some sort of unglamorous middle management position at a, some sort of generic. It makes total sense. Yeah. No, he doesn't argue at all. he's just like, sure, I will work for $50,000 a year.

You're correct.

And now, Natasha, this is our No, he doesn't argue at all. He's just like, sure. I will work for $50,000 a year.

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