The Angst Of Anakin Skywalker - Attack Of The Podcast

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews, Society & Culture

4.7 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Well he’s a teenager now: not in control of his emotions, hormone fueled, and in desperate need of discipline/a good spanking! So what does the Jedi council do? Well they put young Anakin in charge of protecting Padmé! You mean, an important Galactic Senator with multiple attempts on her life being guarded by a Padawan that is recognized as being a bit of a wild card? Sure what could go wrong? In this episode, your hosts Griffin and David metaphorically lock themselves in their bedrooms, blare their stereos and write bad poetry about how no one understands their pain, cause this week is a discussion of Anakin’s character arc. Including, the casting and performance of Hayden Christensen, discovering your mother has been kidnapped by Tuscan Raiders and mass murder. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Song by
0:16.4	Hello.
0:17.3	Welcome to another episode of Attack of the Podcast.
0:21.1	We're forcing Ben to start the episode.
0:30.9	We were just gonna stare at each other in silence.
0:32.7	We were playing microphone chicken and now Ben,
0:35.8	stepped up to the challenge.
0:36.9	Pretty sure Ben, AKA Pradoor Ben, AKA the Haws,
0:40.0	AKA the Poet Laureate, AKA Mr. Positive.
0:43.0	We're adding a new nickname.
0:44.3	Every week, I'm David Sim.
0:46.5	I'm Griffin Newman, I think I forgot Ben Dooser.
0:48.5	What you do.
0:50.3	Well, we're here talking about Attack of the Clones,
0:53.2	which is- This is Attack of the Podcast.
0:54.7	Attack of the Podcast?
0:55.7	Talking about Attack of the Clones.
0:56.9	The second Phantom Menace movie.
0:58.4	Yeah, the sequel to Phantom Menace.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.7	So, we got this movie.
1:05.5	All right, so we talked about clones last week.
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