Hello, Andy Daly here with another episode of Bonus Nanza extravaganza, the comedy podcast grab

bags series that Matt Gourley and I have been doing exclusively on my Patreon for the past few years.

Now, I'm releasing a season, or Octopod, of eight extravaganzas right here every Saturday.

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With that, I give you the Andy Daily podcast project presents extravaganza Octopod 1, episode 5.

Extravaganza. Ship to Shore with Elron Hubbard, episode 2. Coming to you from the research room aboard the Scientology C.org flagship, the Royal Scotman.

This is ship to shore with Elron Hubbard. That's me. But at sea, I am known simply as the Commodore.

This is a radio program for Scientology practitioners at all levels,

and members of the general public who want to know what we're up to and where all this is going.

Suppressive persons should turn their radio dials now for their own safety.

We've seen the brains of SP's hemorrhage in the face of advanced Scientology tech many times. The date is November 17th, 1968. We are on the Ionian Sea,

sailing to the island of Malta, condition normal. Additional status checks, I am currently

maintaining peak performance with 22,000 international units of amphetamine salts per pint of rum.

I am on a daily protocol of six pounds of shrimp and I am smoking four and a half packs of cools.

Sex-wise, I am up to eight cums in a 24-hour period. I never said it was going to be easy to contain

all this in a human body. It has taken a toll, but we have figured out the right regiment. Yes, friends, I have taken this operation to the sea because tax agencies and health ministries have made us unwelcome on land, not all land, but a surprising amount of it. But there's no place I'd rather be than no beings I'd rather be with on the

fine members of the Sea Org who are out here on the seas with me. Some of my favorites are here

today. Let's meet who's joined us on the radio broadcast today to my left.

Hi, it's me. It's Betty Ann Slurp. I'm your personal secretary. And I'm here. You know, it's my first time on the

broadcast. I'm just so excited to be invited. Couldn't be happy to have you on. I heard you. I was

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