Good morning and welcome to Morning Glory right here on Talk. I'm Mr. Kevin O'Sullivan and I'll be with you all the way to 10 o'clock.

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to play your message out. It is Friday, October the 31st. Here's what's coming up. Well, a special good morning to Mr. Mountbatten Windsor, the Andrew formerly known as Prince.

What a brilliant headline on the front page of today's sun.

Throughout the show, we'll be covering all angles of this extraordinary sensation,

unprecedented in royal history.

Randy Andy, now on his way to a new life of disgrace

in a small house on the Sandringham estate. This oafish lying man-child still relying on his big brother's

personal generosity. Meanwhile his lying conniving horror of a wife, Sarah Ferguson, has been banished completely

and told that from now on, she will have to make her own arrangements.

Wow, you mean just like normal grown-ups?

But is this Craven couple's nightmare over?

Is it hell?

A full police investigation is expected into their murky finances

and their venal pursuit of dodgy money.

Incredibly, royal experts believe that Andy and Fergie could both end up behind bars,

especially Andy, who's denial, but he sexually abused teenage Virginia Gaffray,

or Virginia Roberts, as she was known then, on three different continents.

Absolutely no one believes, including the rest of the royal family,

as the King's excoriating statement made devastatingly clear. In other news, by the way, let me

know what you think about this royal earthquake, this seismic royal event. Give me a call.

034449,000 or as I say, leave me a WhatsApp and we'll

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