The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Long Road To Truss 04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding 09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas 13:24 - Sixty Nine 19:45 - Horatio The Feminist 23:18 - Oh Come On Mate 27:11 - Post Coital Disgust 31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman 34:56 - Puddle Of Cum 37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon 40:44 - DIY SOS 43:49 - I Live For The Week 48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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