Now it's time for the Anchorman podcast with Matt Gates and Dan Ball.

We've got three adult children, our oldest, our son, who graduated at Morehouse.

Hey, thank you, but don't clap. We broke. We ain't got no money.

Six-four, two-twenty, no athletic ability.

That's what I get for being on top when he was conceived.

Started off of D1 and just tripled out as community college kid. I'm sorry, that's nice. I did like, yeah, that was kind of nasty. That was graphic. It just tripped right out. They did, man. That's what happens when you're on top. But he tried to play football in high school. He's a freshman. He came home. Dad, I made the football team. Coach said it won't play much, but that's okay. I just want to be a good teammate. I'm like, kill yourself. Don't you know who seed you are, man? And how does Alex Wong get on the court before you, man? What's wrong with you? We never had to watch his uniform.

I'm like, look, look, like, no, play.

My wife used to get mad because I just sit in the car and watch the game.

Why didn't you sit in the car?

Because he's sitting down, damn it?

Welcome back to the Anchorman podcast.

I'm Matt Gates here alongside my on again, off again, employee, Vish Burra, and we believe we have found

the funniest man in California.

Vish and I were at the comedy store in La Jolla, and we heard a set that had Vish laughing so

loud.

They almost asked him to leave a comedy club.

It was that disruptive, and Lewis Dix is a legend. This guy lived through the golden era

of sitcoms hanging with Mr. Cooper, done collaborations with D.L. Hughley, now got a killer podcast.

It's a man's world, which, I mean, this is the collaboration we've been needing on Anchorman.

But Vish, tell us more about Lewis and how we were able to get him to come hang out with

us for a little bit.

Well, as soon as I saw the set, obviously, after I gathered myself from all the laughing

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