Where?

Where are we?

My head. What?

What happened?

Hey you guys, you

I thought for a second y'all were gonna you know move on without me. Eli, what the fuck happened man?

Yeah, also, why do you look paler than usual? It should be hard to do. Ah about that. So Eli

What did you do? Okay, so technically it is because I'm a ghost, but

before you get freaked out, you guys are ghosts too. So you don't need to be scared.

We're dead. We're dead.

Yeah, sorry. I should have told that cashier to fuck herself.

Yeah, so my fire bomb prank didn't quite have the hilarious Zing I was hoping for it turns out.

And now we're all ghosts and now I'll never be able to say it. I can't go back in.

Yeah, we are ghosts and we're haunting our old podcast studio heat.

So now we get to record together for all eternity. Wait, what the?

We're gonna be here making podcasts together

for eternity. That's that is the plan. Yeah, so we're ghosts and Cecil's in hell. Great. Correct. Yes. That is how it works.

That's that's an excess. I mean, who doesn't have changed for a five when you're a cashier?

Exactly.

Hello and welcome to Citation needed podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and boy

howdy is that how it works now. I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be haunting your earbuds for the next few minutes.

But I'll need someone to join us in the spirited discussion. First up two men who got confused for ghosts every time they go to the beach.

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