The Amelia Project Live on Theatreship

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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An old mariners tale, involving mythical sea creatures, pooping seagulls, and of coure a fake death... In 2025 we performed aboard a historic cargo barge on the Thames, and we made a multi-camera film of that show, which you can watch here. We'll also be back on Theatreship in August 2026 with a brand new show, tickets go on sale soon here. Ahoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There once was a captain on a ship with a heart of stone in a temper creek.
0:08.0	His crew rose up in mutiny and threw him in the sea.
0:13.0	They made him walk the plank,
0:15.0	splash into the sea he sank, but the very next day his flag would fly, the captain wouldn't die.
0:21.9	But do we see any sign from Eila?
0:25.5	Whoa!
0:26.8	There it is. Can you see it?
0:32.8	Welcome to Requiem Rock.
0:37.2	Ila Bennett. Far far out,
0:39.3	in the furthest storm-lashed reaches of the seven seas,
0:45.3	there lies a rock.
0:47.3	It rises from the depths, smooth and black,
0:51.3	and it has been there since the dawn of time.
0:57.0	Each year, when the summer lull makes way for the autumn storm,
1:03.0	a majestic creature would rise from the depths to rest upon it.
1:10.0	The captain, he must be destroyed, soldiers in every port-debroid.
1:14.6	Hit him with a cannonball to be his final call.
1:18.6	What was it?
1:22.6	Last year we performed a live show aboard a historic cargo barge in London.
1:28.7	We're now posting a multi-camera film of that show on Patreon.
1:33.9	Become a patron for just $5 to watch the Amelia Project on Theatership.
1:39.4	Go to patreon.com slash ameliapodcast or ameliapodcast.com for more info. Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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