The Altitude That Makes You Gay *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
The girlies return to Reddit’s darkest corners for another round of harrowing tales—a therapist casually feasting on a seafood boil mid-session, a husband cursed with chronic baby talk, and a haunting handmade puppet of someone’s boyfriend. Tough questions are tackled: Is pocket cheese ever acceptable? Can Utah’s altitude turn you gay? And what exactly is he doing with the salad dressing? Digressions include updates on The Baldwin Show, Charles Manson being a rizzler and our ongoing mission to get Vivian Jenna Wilson on the pod.
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| 0:00.0 | Am I the asshole for not believing my boyfriend that, quote, suddenly became gay due to the altitude difference when he was on a work trip in Utah? |
| 0:10.8 | Right. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh, Utah. |
| 0:12.5 | I can hardly believe that I'm writing this or that it happened, but I am and it did. |
| 0:16.8 | So here we go. |
| 0:18.1 | I, 28 female, have been with my boyfriend, 29 male, for three years. |
| 0:22.8 | Every now and then, he has to go to Utah for a few days because his team has a customer service branch that operates out there. |
| 0:27.8 | I got a text from one of his coworkers who has become a friend of ours, and it said that on the trip, my boyfriend cheated on me with some guy on the customer care team. |
| 0:35.0 | I did not believe it at first. |
| 0:36.3 | It's giving Mormon drama. |
| 0:37.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.0 | Because first of all, my boyfriend has always identified as straight, and second of all, I just |
| 0:41.1 | couldn't believe it. |
| 0:42.1 | When he got home, I asked him about it, basically expecting him to confirm it was nonsense. |
| 0:45.8 | Instead, he got real quiet and had to sit down and said he had to tell me something. |
| 0:49.8 | He said it was true. |
| 0:50.8 | He did have a one-night stand with a guy. I couldn't believe it. I asked him if he was |
| 0:54.5 | telling me he was gay or bisexual, and regardless, cheating is cheating. He insisted he was not gay at all, |
| 1:00.0 | but, quote, the strangest thing happened. Right. He said that when he was at dinner with his Utah |
| 1:05.7 | co-workers, he, quote, suddenly became gay. When I go to Bushwick for one night. |
| 1:13.2 | I was like, what? |
| 1:14.3 | What the fuck? |
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