The Aloha Ambassador, Rock Throwing & Upper Deck Heroics
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
A Seattle tourist allegedly threw a rock at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal and then reportedly told everyone, “Fine me, I’m rich.” Unfortunately for him, Hawaii introduced him to a shirtless local nicknamed the “Ambassador of Aloha” almost immediately after.
That story alone would’ve been enough chaos for one episode, but the gang ALSO gets into creepy Craigslist tornado roommates, scary adult situations that still make us feel like terrified children, haunted basements, ladder death anxiety, customer service panic attacks, and why the Apple Store apparently refuses to answer phones despite literally selling phones for a living.
Also discussed:
- The dark comedy movie Obsession
- The world ending on August 12th (allegedly)
- Rich people apocalypse escape plans
- Drive-thru embarrassment
- Dentist horror stories
- Busch Stadium heroics
- Cheryl the mannequin
Basically your average Tuesday in St. Louis.
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody talked about it since I first moved to Oregon. |
| 0:04.0 | The big one, the earthquake that trashed the whole West Coast, total destruction. |
| 0:09.0 | Officially calling it the largest natural disaster in American history. |
| 0:13.0 | I just didn't know what would help me next. |
| 0:15.3 | So I took it all. |
| 0:16.6 | Even the gun. |
| 0:18.2 | It was time. |
| 0:19.6 | Selo? |
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| 0:34.4 | Think you know celebrity gossip? |
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| 0:39.5 | by the Item. Each episode turns real Hollywood blind items into a fun, fast-paced game. Can you |
| 0:46.1 | guess the celebrity behind the drama? Play along with your hosts, compare guesses, and see if you |
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