The All Voicemails Spectacular

Yo, Is This Racist?

Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

Comedy

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

On a voicemail-centric episode, Tawny and Andrew answer listener questions about being racist if you live in Wisconsin, managing a racist employee, and being in an all-white diversity and inclusion group at work. They also discuss hedgehogs.

Leave a voicemail with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com!

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0:00.0	We're gonna get it done efficiency. Here's the thing. This is a weird show. So this is the show.
0:19.1	Yo, is this racist where we answer your voice. Well questions about racism with the help of a
0:23.0	special guest or guest today. There's none. I'm Tony Newsom. That's Andrew T. We also got our Kevin.
0:28.2	We have our Kevin. We have our Kevin Marcel producer. So we are recording this in advance. So we
0:36.3	don't know the current events. Normally we lead with some current events, but we don't know them
0:41.0	this time. Yeah. And also those of you who yell at us for missing some, well you just got your
0:46.8	favorite thing. We missed all of them because we're in the past. We also, let's be completely real.
0:53.6	We missed. We don't know a lot of shit anyway. Nope. If you if you come here for your news,
1:01.0	you're fucked. But we didn't come here to yell at you. We came here to tell you we appreciate
1:06.9	you. Thank you for subscribing and we love you. And we're still going to get to your favorite
1:10.0	thing. The racism voice bells. That's what you all love. So you're here for. You want strangers who
1:15.6	call in to talk about racism and us to make fun of them. That's what you're here for. That's all we
1:21.8	got. I once again now that now that we've joked about talking quickly, I suspect we're going to
1:28.4	once again come in slightly under the minute. Finish in 16 minutes. And I need to fill a
1:32.5	buster. Oh, little bit once again. Well, then let's fill a buster up top. How's everyone doing?
1:38.2	Oh, I don't know what bad is usual. Yeah. What do you take any kind of a boiled fish to a park
1:47.0	this week? Yeah. What oysters are on steroids this week? What I did do is I made octopus last night.
1:59.6	But that was so what I did that was the mistake. The thing that I did wrong was I made a
2:05.8	sparigus in the same pan first. So a sparigus. And then I had octopus. It's like par cooked.
2:13.4	It's like you could eat octopus as it came out of the package. But I wanted to crisp it up a
2:19.3	little bit. Sure. But I didn't have any lemon in the house. So I did a thing that was not the
2:25.1	wisest move. I think it was okay. But I it tasted fine, but it was a dumb pan thing to do,
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