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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 11.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Sup DAWGZ. We talked some mothercuffin shop on this one. Basically took stock of our podcast umbrella, investigated links between bat munchin and that new scary disease, talked about ego ascension, Shane's sick night, and MOREEEEEEEEE Also peep the Patreon to get into PT 3 of HarderCore History Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wagwand dude. We're fucking in the house. Let's do it dude. Let's fucking go. I'm proud of you. I'm so
0:06.4	I'm proud of you. You should see me at the gym this week. What you've been doing? I've been doing the
0:12.3	fucking running walking program he sent me.
0:14.8	Really?
0:15.8	What kind of time again?
0:17.8	Well, the time set. Oh, the time is set.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.8	Hitting about two miles?
0:21.8	You're hitting about two miles right now. Gott damn.
0:23.4	It's tough.
0:24.4	God damn.
0:25.4	I gotta pick up the pace.
0:26.4	Turning this...
0:27.4	You're on my heels, bro.
0:28.4	I know.
0:29.4	My cardio.
0:30.4	My cardio is not the best.
0:31.4	My cardio is the worst, and I'm nipping at your heels.
0:35.1	I have a deviated septum.
0:36.6	Yeah, I have one.
0:38.0	No, I have one too.
0:38.6	It's crazy.
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