Have you ever seen an unexplained light in the sky?

Could aliens really be flying around, watching, and waiting?

What if you were forced to produce a human-alian hybrid?

Today, we test the believability of the abduction of Antonio Vius Boas.

Thank you. Antonio Vius Boas. Welcome to Believing the Bazaar, where we dive into the unknown and the unusual.

And tell you whether or not we find a believable.

That is right.

We are back.

Back to square one, essentially.

We're back to the aliens.

Oh, man.

I love aliens. We hit our conspiracies. We hit our

cryptids. We hit our, like, big urban legend things. Now we're back to aliens.

Man, I want to join an alien thing. An alien thing? Like move on or something like that.

Okay. Actually, I've looked into it before. Is there like an application fee?

Oh, yes. There's a fee for anything. You have to go to the application fee? Oh, yes. There's a fee for anything.

You have to go to the bathroom.

There's a fee.

There's a fee for breathing.

Like, they're hungry for your money.

Oh, well, I wonder what do they do with it?

They're like, all right, our pictures are too clear.

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