Coming to you live from the darkest timeline.

This is special R-H-A-P coverage of debacle, 2025.

Rachel Riley was Rob.

Hello, everyone.

I'm Rob Sesternino and I will remove my blanket

to discuss a very serious topic at this hour.

Over these last 72 hours, I have been reached out to by many

concerned citizens of the reality TV world that said, Rob, you need to do something from your

position in the reality TV community as the leader of all of us. And so I said, you know what?

Over the weekend, I signed an official executive order declaring today, Monday, September

8th, a national day of morning for Rachel Riley.

And so we are here with special coverage to talk about the state of the debacle that has become Big Brother 27.

Normally in this time slot, we would be talking about the Slop, the show that I do every week, talking about the nonsense in the Big Brother world.

Well, now it's all nonsense.

And here with me, my co-host for the Slop

for this emergency coverage, Chappelle.

Chappelle,

I would ask how you are, but I already know.

Yeah, man, it's tough out here.

It's tough.

We lost a fallen soldier, a BB legend, unjustly snatched from the

grasps of the fans and the game. And yeah, I think we have to come in and commemorate this.

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