You've got this I figured about y'all. This is for everybody like

I hate. Just a little one I'm saying and do it and take a

change. I put my hand on for your hip. When I dip you dip we dip you

put your head up on my hip. When you dip I dip we dip my butt.

Hi everybody, quick pre-show note. This is a weird effing

episode. It's kind of a joke because I'm trying to just make

stuff to distract you guys because everyone's so stressed out

and like I know it's a crazy time and like you wanted to be

distracted by something that's not talking about the coronavirus.

So I kind of took an idea and ran with it in terms of me joking

on Instagram about doing an episode about dipping sauces and then

I had such a response. I was like, oh, okay, I'll do it. Like

let's just see how long I can talk about dipping sauces.

Answer one hour. But I try to weave in like some history

personal anecdotes and needlessly detailed description of like

mid-Atlantic white case. So you know, the important stuff will

far away before Stasi showed up to credit for ranch. I was on it.

And I have opinions and I need to share them. And honestly, it

felt like a great time to do so. So if this is like if you're

brand new to the podcast maybe don't start here. This is not

normal for really any one in general, but certainly not me.

And for those of you that just want to have fun, welcome

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