You match with Maya on Tinder, you agree you don't fancy each other, but she makes you laugh till it hurts.

She dragged you to a mate house on the outskirts of the city, and you actually have a great time.

You connect with some new people, like Isaac, and decide to go to the gallery in the city centre,

where you bond over your shared appreciation of silence.

And bit by bit, the world starts to feel so full of possibilities and you think what if I hadn't

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What is that instinct that made you run to the bathroom?

Shame.

Oh, 100 person.

I was, I felt so ashamed.

This is like, it was, she was like an older woman too.

And she had this, like...

You were disgracing her.

She was disgraced, like make no mistake.

She, like if she came in with grace, she was disgraced.

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Each week we decide who's to blame for historical tragedy.

And each week you tell us if we got it right.

My name is Rebecca Delgado Smith and this is the Aftermark.

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