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When you enter into the theater, you have to relinquish your idea of how a human is supposed to behave.

You have to say, okay, outside of the theater, humans behave one way.

And then when people are doing theater and inside the theater, they behave a completely other way.

I think it's why it's simultaneously the most obnoxious experience and the most magical experience.

Right.

Yes.

You've ever had because people have been given permission to be insane. Yes.

And you either love it or you hate it, but every once in a while it really hits and you're like,

this is the beauty of humanity. Like you can't help it. But a lot of times it's just like,

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