I just want a basic spray tan. She's like, but do you want the after glow? Like all this stuff? I'm like, I don't know. Do I need the after glow? And she's like, yeah, get the, yeah, for sure. And then she's like, all right, I'm like, are you in my good? And she just upsold you. The 100%. I thought I was going to go in there and get like a freebie. I totally did it.

They just upsell you and then it's like $50, $60. Hey guys, episode 227. With it said that we're Jeff. Well, we already have a story, right? Shout out to 227. 1985, yeah. That was a good show. So Jeff called me today. We are leaving tomorrow for vacation tomorrow is Friday. I am very happy about that. I have just been, I am that person before vacation. I need my house perfect. I need the laundry done. I need everything organized so then when I come back from my trip, I'm not overwhelmed and have to do things because normally when we get home after a trip

I throw everything in the washer and it all starts back over again. Yes. Okay. Oh and by the way I was house sitting this week for retired neighbor he went out of town and I walk in his house and there's this loud alarm going off and And in my head I kind of panicked. I was like, of course, I'm watching his house and watch something be flooded or something be my fault. And then I did, I was breaking out. And so I called him and I was like, hey, there's a really loud alarm going off in your basement. So anyways, I went down there and then got it all fixed. Everything's fine, but I did get nervous. Well, that would have been a problem. It would have totally been a problem. And I was like, it would be my luck that it would be me watching. Yeah, but it all worked out. Everything worked out. Everything, he's back. Everything's good because normally another neighbor watches the house, but he couldn't. So I was in charge. All right, well, wait a look over to neighborhood.

Shout out.

Shout out to the neighborhood watch. To the burbs, yes. Exactly. So Jeff called me when he's on his way home from work and he's like, I'm gonna spray tan because I'm so pale and he has to get in a bathing suit. I'm not spray tanning. Why don't you like take a breath and extend some of these stories? You know what I mean?

Like, let's ease into the story.

Okay, Mr. Wyno.

What do you mean Wyno?

I'm, first of all... take a breath and extend some of these stories. You know what I mean? Like, let's ease into the story.

Okay, Mr. Wyno.

What do you mean Wyno? I'm, first of all, you know how that itch you get to like have a glass of wine before you go on a trip. So we're leaving tomorrow for our trip. I still have to work, but I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have a nice glass of wine. I worked hard all week.

I still have one more day of work.

And then we're gonna go to the airport later.

And by the way, this is gonna air by the time we're back.

So, no funny business over here. And our neighbors have guns. So you know, like that itch that you get to have like a glass of wine before you go on vacation. I only get that itch if it's just you and I going. This is more with the kids going. Dipper, we should enjoy that too. Well, of course, I'm going to enjoy it, but this is more like we already got things planned

out. It's we got an itinerary. I don't like that. I don't like the itinerary. Like I understand we have things to do, but I don't think the people we're going with who shout out. I love you. I don't think they understand like traffic and LA and like, oh, let's just jump over to Hollywood. Then we'll go down to Santa Monica. Then we'll jump back over to the valley. I don't think people under... I think they're... Yeah, I don't think they understand. Like, I don't think they understand that. Well, I said, well, we have to leave it this time because we don't want to get caught in traffic at this time and be on this side, because I remember living in Santa Monica,

if you had to go to Beverly Hills, and it was like four o'clock, we would sit there for an hour and a half just to go 15 minutes. If you, like, so every, if you don't live in California or haven't been there, you've heard people complain about traffic. This is a true story. I used to live there and I used to go back and see my buddies. Then I mean, I'm sorry, when I used to live in Los Angeles as everybody knows, made some good friends, then moved back to Chicago. I used to fly back all the time to see my buddies and for different reasons. And when I moved back with Jordan,

I saw my buddies more when I lived in Chicago than I did when I was in LA because we lived by the beach and they lived in Hollywood and the traffic was so bad that I'm like, dude, come down to the beach and they're like, no way, dude, I'm not coming in that traffic. Then I got to drive back in the morning, forget it. I'm not coming. And they're like, why don't you guys come to Hollywood?

And I'm like, I'm not coming up to Hollywood.

And I was just on auditions all day.

I'm like driving back in the morning, forget it. I'm not coming. And they're like, why don't you guys come to Hollywood? And I'm like, I'm not coming up to Hollywood.

Now, I was just on auditions all day.

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