The Affirmations Jug, with Cristela Alonzo

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week comedian Cristela Alonzo is back on the podcast to help Jordan write some inspirational phrases on his water bottle to encourage hydration. Jordan wrote a brand new graphic novel called Youth Group which you can pre-order now from MegaBrain Comics, and if you pre-order from there you get $5 off Get your tickets to see Jesse Thorn and John Hodgman on the Van Freaks Road Show Tour 2023.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris Boyd detected.
0:16.0	You're doing, buddy.
0:17.0	I'm doing good. You want to talk about my cup?
0:19.0	Yeah, sure.
0:20.0	You see this cup?
0:21.0	Oh, okay. I thought you was an athletic type to cup that you were wearing.
0:25.0	No, you know, when I was...
0:27.0	Before we started the show when I was having everybody line up and kick me in the nuts.
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	I'm not wearing a cup, man.
0:33.0	Oh, wow.
0:34.0	I've just been strengthening my sack.
0:36.0	I feel it.
0:37.0	And I wanted to impress everyone.
0:38.0	The audience doesn't know how many nut shots are involved in making this program.
0:42.0	You got...
0:43.0	You got foul tips.
0:44.0	Errant throws.
0:46.0	You got...
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