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🗓️ 6 December 2019
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0:00.0 | Hi there, this is Matthew Mercer, resident game master here at Critical Role to welcome |
0:06.5 | you to this podcast version of the show. |
0:08.6 | If you'd like to watch the stream as an airs, you can catch it Thursday's 7pm Pacific |
0:12.8 | on twitch.tv slash critical role or youtube.com slash critical role. |
0:18.0 | Twitch subscribers can access the video on demand immediately after the broadcast and |
0:21.8 | it also becomes available on YouTube Mondays at 12pm Pacific. |
0:26.6 | This episode's land right here on the Critical Role podcast network on Thursday's a week |
0:30.8 | after the initial broadcast. |
0:32.7 | Okay, with that info done out of the way, let's dive into the story. |
0:39.6 | Well, Christopher, Christopher, well, hell, hello, Texas. |
1:08.4 | Welcome to Critical Role Live. |
1:11.1 | Holy shit, this is too many people and I'm wearing single layer depends. |
1:19.0 | Thank you very much, thank you so much, thank you. |
1:23.7 | Ah, you guys, thank you guys. |
1:26.5 | Hey guys, thank you guys. |
1:27.5 | It's wonderful to be in the birthplace of such legends as Lincoln Spokesperson Matthew |
1:35.4 | McConaughey, fashion icon and rapper Nelly and role model and multi-tour to France when |
1:47.0 | her Lance Armstrong. |
1:50.6 | The big, isn't this outfit look like a Guns and Roses tattoo? |
1:54.4 | By the way, I feel like that yodeling kid from Walmart, if 30 years later and his parents |
2:03.3 | had stolen all his money and fled the Fiji and this is where he ended up, some people |
2:09.4 | know what I'm talking about. |
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