The We present the amusingly transcribed adventures of Ozzy and Harriet starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hilliard. Oh, Say there's certainly a lot of sprucing up going on in the boy's room this afternoon.

There's David Nelson in that clean sport shirt and neatly pressed slacks.

This must be some occasion.

He's industriously polishing his shoes and there's Ricky

Nelson David's younger brother he's industriously watching David polish his shoes

what are you doing David? Shining my shoes.

What's it look like I'm doing?

It looks like you're shining your shoe.

Exactly what I'm doing.

Well, now let's go around on the other shoe.

Look, I hate to sound in hospitable, but haven't you got anything better to do than get in my way?

Who's in the way? I'm helping. And stop showing off of those big words.

I ought to hope you are.

Look how you get shoe polish all over the place.

Okay, if you don't want me to help.

Well, you fell a hook pretty busy in here.

Yeah, we're shying David's shoes.

You mean, I am. You you just getting in the way.

No mind David mom he's just mad at me. Oh I'm sure he isn't mad at you.

Sure he is because I know why he's getting all shined up.

Does a guy have to have a reason he shine his shoes?

Well, David's just neat, that's all.

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