Why is that watermelon there?

I'll tell you why, you monkey boys, because it's your Buccaroo Banzai bruiser,

Holden McNeely.

And desire your big boutet, uh, wizard Jake.

And that's right.

We're doing, oh my God, I can't wait.

Because, you know, everyone's like, we need another Skyrum.

We need another episode that covers something so massive and huge and just all-encompassing of nerd fandom that, you know, grandparents are watching it or playing it and little videos on TikTok, you know, things of that nature.

And that's why I was like, Jake, we have to do an

episode on the beloved, the effervescent, the indelible, uh, Bukaru bonsai across the eighth

dimension. And Jake said to that, what are you fucking nuts? Put some pants on. This is just

professional environment here.

If you're going to do a podcast with me, if we're going to talk, have a serious

meeting about what episodes we've got to do, you have to have your penis inside your

pants.

Thank you for quoting me accurately for once, Holden.

Usually you throw out wild allegations.

I spend a lot of our openings just stammering being like, I didn't say that.

But no, that is exactly how that went down.

It totally went down the way.

But it was painted like a dragon and I wanted to show it off.

So there you have it.

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