My name is Will DeFries and this is a Sunday Scaries Podcast, your cure for the Sunday Blues.

To my new adult friend.

So it's me again.

I know what you're thinking and know.

This isn't yet another invite to a dinner that you simply don't want to go to nor is this

me hitting you up to just chat and build a rapport.

Instead unfortunately, I'm coming to you today to do something that may actually please

you.

I think it's time that we break up.

I know, I know, this feels hasty.

But I think it would make both of our lives a lot easier.

You see the simple fact of the matter is that it just isn't working.

And I think you can see that too.

When I originally had the thought a few months ago that we might be good adult friends, I

was hopeful.

When I saw you standing there at the cocktail party not talking to anyone, I figured

us striking up a conversation would make both of our lives easier.

But instead, it's turned into the last couple of months, it's just been an awkward back

and forth.

A tango where neither of us are leading.

A dance that we both know needs to end.

See I thought we had common interests.

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