4.9 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | What'd you find a dude that gets you like in any capacity hang on to that person |
0:20.7 | Hang on to that person forever. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Canada. |
0:25.7 | Hi Anthony Carboney. Hello concern citizens. Jeff Anthony. No, you passed too long. You passed too |
0:34.3 | long and I thought it was my cue. I barely paused it could be your cue. Go ahead buddy. |
0:38.1 | No, no, no, it's okay. No, it's your cue now. All right. It was always your cue. |
0:44.8 | Advertising. Now let's go. My mind sounds better. We love it. |
0:49.4 | No, there's nothing we love. Right, Anthony, there's nothing you love more than getting ads |
0:55.3 | directed right at you. Listen, all the time in every in every piece of media you look at. |
1:01.6 | Hopefully every piece of architecture you pass by. I love to catch up with my favorite brands. |
1:07.3 | You know this about me. We both share a genuine adoration for being bombarded at all times |
1:15.7 | by the views and opinions of products that want our money. It's the thing we value highest. |
1:22.0 | Right. Baby, I've never loved anything more in my life. |
1:26.2 | But Anthony, there is one major flaw with advertising. No, no, there is. There is. There's one |
1:36.4 | one giant flaw with how much advertising we can get. You know what that flaw is, Anthony? |
1:43.7 | It's a fact that for hours of the day, we're sleeping. We have our eyes closed. |
1:53.5 | Oh, no, we're not. There's no way to get advertising to us. |
1:59.5 | No, is this some future on the light speed briefs, shit? I don't want this. |
2:04.8 | I don't want this. I think you can agree that if there was some way, |
2:09.8 | no, Jeff, to be advertised whilst sleeping, not bachelor, chow Jeff. I don't want this. |
2:16.6 | My dreams that if your dreams could be sponsored by, oh, I don't know, the Microsoft |
2:23.7 | Corporation. Wouldn't that make us a thing? Indeed. Indeed. Well, now we're talking. |
2:31.6 | If there could be some sort of, I don't know, anthropomorphized paperclip that could show up |
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