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The Ringer Fantasy Football Show

The Adam Schefter Free-Agency Drinking Game

The Ringer Fantasy Football Show

The Ringer

Fantasy Sports, Sports

4.5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Last year we made a drinking game and created rules based on Adam Schefter’s tweets during NFL free agency, and this year we decided to play it again. We scroll back through Schefter’s Twitter timeline and read his tweets chronologically to give our thoughts on all of the deals so far. RULES -Drink if Schefter has obviously copied and pasted a tweet. -Drink every time Schefter mentions an agent. -Drink twice if if that agent is Drew Rosenhaus. -Drink if Schefter’s writing is so poor we have to read the tweet twice. -Drink when he has way too many commas. -Drink if he tweets a weird Photoshop. -Drink if any of us has not heard of the player. -Drink if Schefter tweets a signing while we are recording. Check out The Ringer’s 2022 NFL Draft Guide. Email us! ringerfantasyfootball@gmail.com. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, Ben Solak, and Craig Horlbeck Producer: Craig Horlbeck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm Matt Bellany, founding partner of Puck News, and I'm covering the inside conversation about money and power in Hollywood.

0:08.0

With my new show, The Town, I'm going to take you inside Hollywood with exclusive insight on what people in show business are actually talking about.

0:15.3

Multiple times a week, I'll talk to some of the smartest people I know, journalists, insiders, all of whom can break down

0:21.7

the hottest topics in entertainment to tell you what's really going on. Listen now.

0:46.1

Listen now. Welcome to the Ringer NFL Draft Show. My name is Danny Hypatts.

0:47.3

I am joined by Danny Kelly, Ben Solek, and Craig Krollabek.

0:50.5

And free agency is in full swing.

0:53.3

And that means we have four consecutive days of refreshing Adam Schaefter's Twitter feed.

0:58.0

So we are breaking out our favorite episode, my personal favorite episode, this second annual

1:03.0

Adam Schaefter free agency drinking game.

1:06.0

So we're going to read Adam Schaefter's tweets in chronological order, because it's really the best way to kind of just summarize everything. And we're going to make a drinking game out of it because his Twitter feeds really weird and it's fun. So we thought of this last year because as Danny Kelly loves to point out, Adam Schaefter's kind of terrible at Twitter. Is he not, D.K.? Well, first of all, yeah, just the way he tweets, like the actual language he uses is bizarre.

1:30.1

It's his own little syntax. I don't know how to explain it.

1:34.0

Chefterian. Yeah. Chefterian. It's a unique style of writing syntax. I do not understand where it comes from, but that's part of it.

1:43.8

Sometimes it comes straight out his derrier. It's just like so many, way too many commas, weird order of words. It's like he's writing in Latin and then translating it to English or something. Like, I don't understand how it comes out. And he's been doing it for a while. You know, you think he'd have the hang of it by now. Well, I think the real answer to this is that Schaefter's writing style is he just copies and paste text messages he gets from agents. So his writing style is the writing style of all the agents that are texting him. And that's not even an exaggeration because this morning, he had the same tweet at the same time as a reporter from NFL Network. Like it was very specific sentence. Yeah. And it was like very strange wording. And they posted the same tweet at the same time. And it's like, well, they probably just got the same text at the same time and tweeted it immediately. And it was pretty embarrassing. It's amazing how quickly they get those tweets and then like seven different reporters like have

2:34.4

the like within the same 20 seconds it's unbelievable it's like incredible but that's kind of how it works

2:40.3

though that's kind of how the sausage is made it's like people tell chefter what to say and he tweets it

2:44.9

and he i mean he once sent a team president a draft of a story he wrote for his span and he called

2:49.0

him mr editor to a team president like it's not journalism's more public relations. And he gets heat for it. Like last week, Schaeftre had a pretty disgusting tweet about Deshawn Watson that was kind of just carrying water for Deshawn Watson's lawyers. And people got mad at Schaefter, which rightfully so, the tweet he had was disgusting. But that's what what Schefter does every day. He lets agents and he lets

3:07.8

lawyers kind of write his tweets a little bit or dictate them. And in exchange, he gets scoops. And then there's a day like today, and he has all of the scoops. And that's kind of how it happens. So literally, he's not even like, it's not journalism. It's information brokering. It's like he is the broker of information.

3:24.7

He gets to, like you said, he trades scoops for information.

3:29.5

And therefore, like you get these terrible water carrying tweets like we saw on Friday or whatever it was.

3:36.3

And so anyways, we just want to acknowledge that like Schifter's tweeting is very bizarre and weird, but he is also the like NFL Twitter account to follow during these times. So that's that's where this game comes from.

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