Hello and welcome to the Adam Pre-Lenshow podcast. It is I'm sick. I'm sorry guys. I'm sick.

I don't really like the sound of my beautiful voice. It's going to be a little bit gross today.

I know it's typically gross, but I'm sick. I'm sick of this war.

We're at Nick and I are on the case right now.

About this situation in the Middle East. We're monitoring it. I think for four days now.

Yeah. We have war room set up. We've got a lot of maps.

Kind of a lot of touchscreen technology.

I just want to know, while this is going on, you know as soon as the attack happened.

Homoste attack happened. And then everybody gets the notification push to their phone. World War III is starting.

Yeah. Hunter Biden is immediately just fucking just fucking a child on case.

He's got an iPhone 15 pro and regular just filming himself and a ring a baby.

Yeah. He's like sending to his dad. He's like we're back in business. Nobody can fucking punch.

He's making deals. Nobody's going to fall. Yeah. Nobody's. Yeah. He's blowing some Chinese guy for $25 and giving half of it to Biden.

Business deal. That's dad set up a $25. Yeah. $25 blow job and then handing $5 cash to Joe Biden.

This is the diversion that Hunter Biden could need. I hadn't thought of that angle.

I started getting scared last night about what New York City that evangelicals are right.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, this is what they want, right?

Yeah. Well, do you think you'd be invited into the Kingdom of Heaven?

Well, you know the Red Cow thing. The Red Heifer. Yeah.

So they started bringing those cows over there in the 90s.

Evangelicals were like, what's this cow thing for? And then the Orthodox Jews that also think that that's real,

that they need to make the third temple. The temple in Jerusalem.

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