Just a warning, this episode features drugs and lots of strong language.

And regrettably, hilarious content that will probably make you want to see us live in Sheffield on Sunday the 5th of July.

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All right, Alice?

Yeah, good. How are you?

Yeah, good. I've got some of those new pills everyone's trading about it. Oh, God, I don't know how I feel about that. Like, what are they? They're the best. Do you want to try them on? I'm not, it's not really my bag. Like, what will it do to me? Just changes things, man. All the cool kids are doing them. When you say changes changes things I'm just a bit worried about sort of like not feeling

like myself no one's themselves at these but like in a good way

okay that sounds pretty profound like have you taken them yeah took them all the time

they're great um wait a sec back that boxes are they antihistamines

yeah with these I can go anywhere I couldn't leave the house during summer I mean on Wait a sec. That box is... Are they antihistamines? Yeah.

With these, I can go anywhere.

I couldn't leave the house during summer.

I mean, on one of these,

you could walk through a meadow

and your eyes and your nose weren't stream at all.

What a trip.

14th of April,, Tragaron Wales.

Richard Kemp clutches the steering wheel tight as the rain lashes against his windscreen.

Squinting through the pitch black night, his eyes frantically scammed the country road for his turn off.

God, be careful about aqua-planning.

Now, I only know about this from doing my theory test,

from my driving test several times.

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